Virgin sex is probably the worst sex ever. I wouldn't want to go through that.
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Virgin sex is probably the worst sex ever. I wouldn't want to go through that.
What?! Virgin sex is the best. I love virgin sex.
Not with me as the virgin though.
Though I say that if this chick's a virgin, she's taken it in the pooper at least.
What else am I talking about? Horny MILFs biggest fantasy is to smurf a 17 year old boy and taking his virginity away from him.
No, I'm talking about taking virginity away from girls. I've never had the pleasure(?) but it's something that is definitely not on my list of things to do before I die.
I'd go as high as $1.50. She's pretty unattractive.
lol I get my check from work tomorrow. I think I'll buy a big mac instead and call it a day.
It would be good if a group of men all chipped in for the money.
Pfft I bet she even got voted out first on Big Brother. Nobody wants the BB rejects.
I'm planning on doing something similar soon so you can start bidding now.
Come on people. Seriously? You wouldn't have sex with her? Let's be real for a second. She is attractive and at least I can give her that. But it's perfectly understandable if you don't wanna pay that much money for it. That doesn't mean she ugly on the outside. She's just probably a smurfin' dead wanna be hooker on the inside. And that's probably literally. Besides, it doesn't take a scientist to know that bitches without Pimps are wildin' out these days and it takes a man to straighten them out like Ike did Tina (LMAO that was a joke). In the Pimp codes of distress, this would be a code 343; prositute seen without a pimp. Which is bad for business mind you...:rolleyes2
:sing: What's love got to do-WHEN I'M RIPPING ALL THROUGH YOUR WHOLE CREW!!Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
if i had the money i would definatly go for it
and typhoon takin a girls virginty is obviosly better cause its much tighter...
cept for the mess thats left afterword
What's better is actually gettin' paid for pimpin' whore like this and makin' money. Can you say profit? I bet you can...:rolleyes2Quote:
Originally Posted by Marky Tee
P.I.M.P!!!
:cool:
Edit: Her brother is definally a Pimp...That's so cool. He's gonna go down in P.I.M.P history for this!
How come all I can think of is "I did it for the lulz!"?
No, I wouldn't. Even if it were free.Quote:
Originally Posted by TyphoonThaReapa
She cant get away with this right? its illegal. Unless she changes her stance to "YOU WILL JUST SO HAPPEN TO DROP THE MONEY IN THE HOTEL FLOOR after having sex with me".
Lol the irony in this statement is priceless!Quote:
"She's never had a boyfriend. I swear on my mother's grave," he told the magazine. "She's a devout Catholic and prays to Padre Pio every night."