I am not [Insert Body part here] freindly

I cut, crush, pull, or pulverize my fingers routinely :(

My poor, poor left knee.
Little guy keeps on trying!

I am not ass friendly.

Because I'm far too sexy to look like one.

Thankfully not one part of my body -- I would not have it any more.

I am literally covered with scars. My legs look like I was shot -- Repeatedly. I once spent half a year where once a month I would think 'what does it feel like to staple yourself? OWWW'

My fingers always seem to get smashed, cut, burned, and twisted. It's quite fun having packaging tape melt onto your finger. :mad2:

Fingers, toes, ankles, and head seem to be my targets =[