Giving it head.

Since I chew gum, I'm constantly masticating. You may say I'm addicted to mastication.

I chew more gum than Britney Spears. My mom says it's tacky. I always have to be chewing gum, or I'll bite my nails.

I love masticating. I do it multiple times a day. Sometimes, I'l close the door, tell no one to come in. A man's got to get his grill on.

Don't forget the napkins! Those stains are a pain to get out!

I absent mindedly chew anything within my reach if I'm not careful. I've managed to eat an entire notebook in a few months. And I've even eaten whole plastic pens over time.

I've more and more become a fan of 'going down' on ladies who I can trust(and smurfing make sure) are clean.

Rofl. 'Ladies'. Right.

Anyways. I spit a lot when I was younger. Does this count as anything, ever?

I chew gum quite a lot, usually except when I'm eating/drinking or asleep.