Make way for Dr Unne!Quote:
Originally Posted by Ouch!
Say hey! It's Dr Unne!
Hey! Prune the threads in the old Gen Chat
Hey you!
Let us through!
Don't snipe us Spat
Oh Come!
Be the first on your forum to meet his ban.
Flame away!
He he posts!
Advertize! Crack bad jokes!
See what happens if you spam.
Dr Unne! Back so soon
Unne the Admin
Can you afford, on this message board
To call him a goon?
Now, Word Association must stop
Make sure you call soda 'pop'
Or then you'll meet his spectacular 10 inch boot.
Dr Unne!
Making us swoon, Unne the Admin
Strong as 10 Recognized Membs, we're very sure
He faced the one-word spam whores
A hundred newbie flame wars
Who banned them to our sister board?
Why, Dr Unne.
He's got zero posts, before had ample
Though all of us
Now have the same
When it comes to making an example
Does he try to hard?
Is it just a façade, or like the rest of us is he insane?
Dr Unne! Whatyagonnado, Unne the Admin (There's no question this Unne's all knowing)
Shakes his head, when silly threads (Never rulebreaking, never slowing)
Spread like monsoons (Everything about the man just makes me jealous)
Well, get on out and discuss (He's a thinker, he's a dreamer, a demi-god)
Important topics to us (He'll shine your shoes for less than I thought)
But prepare for a long fuss from Dr Unne. (When he calls we'll buy whatever he tries to sell us.)
He's got ninety-five links to cool web sites
(He's got the web sites, let's see the web sites)
And to post here he won't charge for room
(He's generous, so generous)
He's got noobs, he's got members and Cid's Kights
(Proud to work for him)
They nod at his posts, laugh at his jokes
Even will write an entire tune. For Unne. Dr Unne!
Dr Unne!
Throw us a spoon! Unne the Admin
Heard FF1 was the game you like to paroose
And that, good people, is why, he got dolled up and dropped by
With sixty elephants, llamas galore
With his walking avatars
A brass band and more
With his forty fakirs, his cooks, his head is
Exploding like a balloon
Make way for Dr Unne!
Ok so this is more than a little dated, but semi-relevant to this thread!
