My sister would probably kill you for those Union Jack boxers.
I don't think my gifts have ever been bad, at least not from my immediate family. Even their random gifts are cool. I think the worst one was a family gift from my Grandpa. He got us a year-subscription to Fox Fire...
as much as we all love the outdoors, I don't think we'd need information on how to skin a squirrel, dress a pig, or build a log cabin... not several bloody issues of it either... :X