The EoFF Dating Game

The Bachelor search will end at 10 PM EST today. We have quite a few entries already I need to go through.

But any ladies are still encouraged to apply. We haven't had nearly as much of a turn out as I had hoped with the female viewers. So get to it ladies!

Can we do this even though we aren't technically single? :p Just for fun!!!!

Anyone is welcome to join. It's all in fun anyways.

Still looking for more PM's for the female contestants as Mystery Cuties. So if you got time to play send those PM's through!

Should be fun.

I want to be a mysterious lady. :mad2:

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Originally Posted by Levian

I want to be a mysterious lady. :mad2:

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SEE?!

We must ban together and stop this oppression, Levian!

Well then after many many excellent entries, I've finally decided that the Bachelor for this first ever EoFF Dating Game shall be...


Yaridovich!!!

Now then Round 1 can officially begin! Oh and to make things more interesting and more open, Mystery Cuties will consist of male and females! So those interested in playing the game can still apply to be a Mystery Cutie until Round 1 is over.

Round 1 shall begin out with a simple Q and A session. Yars will write up as many questions as he feels like and post them up for our Mystery Cuties to respond to. The only banned questions are asking who you are, and if your a male or female.

*Mystery Cuties, once the questions are up respond to them in the form of a PM to myself, once I have them all collected I'll post them up for Yars and all of EoFF to see.

Round 1 will end in about 24-48 hours, from now.

Now then let's play!

What is your name? OH, wait. Nvm.

Would you say that you're Mac, or PC?

We're moving into a 100-story apartment building. Which floor are we moving to?

You're a superhero and I'm your damsel in distress. How do you save me?

Follow-up question: What is your superhero name?

I've recently been cursed by a witch-doctor. How do you go about revenge?

I've always considered myself to be a Dasher or a Blitzen. Which one of Santa's reindeer would you say you are?

Your mother is coming for dinner and I hate her. Which one of us mysteriously doesn't show, and why?

Both my arms have been broken and I'm really horny. How do you go about relieving the situation?

I want my own entry on Wikipedia. What do you add?

If you were your parents, how you describe your son/daughter?

I'm trying to think of a question to ask you. What should I ask?

What would your pet name for me be?

What is the most romantic holiday, and what would we do on that day?

On which date do you think it's okay to fart?

Your father is in the hospital, but I want to stay home to watch The Simpsons. You understand if you go alone, right?

Alright well Round 1 officially officially starts now that Yars has posted his questions. So 24-48 hours from now Round 1 will end.

All Mystery Cuties please PM your answers to the questions.
Anyone interested in becoming a Mystery Cutie PM me your answers and that you want to play. You still have time to join if you wish.

Now have at you!

Alrighty ladies and gentlemen! The Mystery Cuties have spoken!

Yars questions numbers to make things easier to read for you lot.

1. Would you say that you're Mac, or PC?

2. We're moving into a 100-story apartment building. Which floor are we moving to?

3. You're a superhero and I'm your damsel in distress. How do you save me?

4. Follow-up question: What is your superhero name?

5. I've recently been cursed by a witch-doctor. How do you go about revenge?

6. I've always considered myself to be a Dasher or a Blitzen. Which one of Santa's reindeer would you say you are?

7. Your mother is coming for dinner and I hate her. Which one of us mysteriously doesn't show, and why?

8.Both my arms have been broken and I'm really horny. How do you go about relieving the situation?

9. I want my own entry on Wikipedia. What do you add?

10. If you were your parents, how you describe your son/daughter?

11. I'm trying to think of a question to ask you. What should I ask?

12. What would your pet name for me be?

13. What is the most romantic holiday, and what would we do on that day?

14. On which date do you think it's okay to fart?

15. Your father is in the hospital, but I want to stay home to watch The Simpsons. You understand if you go alone, right?

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Originally Posted by Mystery Cutie #1

1. PC because it's more awesomesauce.

2. 3rd because it's not to high and not too low

3. I fight the dragon and pick you up at 6 o clock and take you to a live recording of oprah :D

4. The Awesome

5. Mad revenge filled with blood and what not. Ya know ;)

6. DONNER... dunno why to be honest.

7. You both would show if you loved me :D

8. Oral? :D

9. I'd add about how awesome you are and how sexy you are and how everyone wants your body. Then if we don't work out, dammit others will be interested.

10. Such a nice girl ^_^ She talks a lot though and wears floosy clothes even though that style is normal these days.

11. Who framed roger rabbit?

12. My lil TVbug

13. We'd just make our own holiday! We'd celebrate it with sex and tv and near a beach. so we can just relax.

14. It's not right to do it at all!

15. No. The simpsons are not that great and if you cared at all about me you'd be there for me in my time of need.

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Originally Posted by Mystery Cutie # 2

1. pc

2. 13

3. With my mind bullets.

4. Super Duper Awesome Girl

5. Chop his pener off

6. Rudolph... more useful than estimated

7. Me, because she probably burnt it

8. Spoiler: tie you to a chair and make you watch rosie o'donnel

9. uhhhh....

10. smart, funny, semi-lazy, and a very good cook

11. why are you so sexy?

12. Sexy McHottikins

13. Halloween. Beat up kids and steal their candy

14. 1st. Show the real you of gtfo

15. I'll be watching it with you. He's a drunken old bastard.

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Originally Posted by Mystery Cutie #3

1. I'm a Mac, I'm easy to use and like nothing you've ever seen!

2. 27, I dunno, it works.

3. I single-handedly destory all foes with a private viewing of Eragon.

4. The Phoolosopher

5. I will bravely trvael to the highest mountain and through the burning deserts to recue the one whom I hold dear. I will then pierce the heart of the fiend to rescue the one I hold for his hand in marriage. For his curse is uncomparable to the curse I would have without you.

6. Cupid <3

7. We do not show, I'd rather spend a lifetime with you if I was destined to hell than to see your pain.

8. Whatever you desire, good sir, I will fufill any desire you so choose and do so gladly and passionately.

9. I add the world. I will craft sunsets in your name, mountains in your favorite color, and birds will chirp your favorite song.I will go beying Wikipedia, and give you the world, for a mere article is not enough.

10. Unworthy of such an amazing spirit as yourself. Passionately in love and willing to do whatever you do. I will travel the ends of the earth for you.

11. It's not what I should answer, but what I should do.

12. Yaridovich The Second. I will name anything and everything after you.

13. Everyday, my love. We do whatever pleases you and I will find upmost pleasure in fufilling your desires.

14. For you, anyt and everyday. And I will appreciate even that.

15. I not only understand, I fear it with my upmost heart. I do not wish to leave the one who is so dear in my heart.

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Originally Posted by Mystery Cutie #4

1. I am very politically correct.

2. The roof!

3. I eat all of the bad guys.

4. Super Deleat

5. I eat the witch doctor.

6. Nixon.

7. You hate her or you ate her? If it is the second one then that answers the other part of your question.

8. I try to put a cast on your arms while avoiding the horns.

9. I add all of your favorite meals. Which I would buy you if we went on the date.

10. I did not even know that was possible.

11. Ask if I want seconds.

12. Rex.

13. Thanksgiving day. We would eat turkey and frog legs.

14. The one that I am not on.

15. Yes, I will understand that you are a selfish.

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There you have it! Our 4 Mystery Cuties have given Yars their answers. But which one of these 4 Mystery persons will win Yars heart?

We'll just have to see with future rounds.

Now Yars I ask that you give a little thought on each Cutie and what you think about them while we prepare for the next round. ;)

Ohhhh, la la!

Oh, wow! :love:

If I had to make a decision right now, I'd probably be putting out for Mystery Cutie #1 atm. 2, 3 and 4, you gotta step up your game! Though I have to say, I did appreciate that in question eight, mystery cutie 4 was the only one actually suggesting medical attention. I'm not just a sexual being, guys! :p And mystery cutie 2 would give me a good pet name, iyam. :aimkiss: Mystery Cutie 3 intrigues me though! I like the way s/he thinks! :D

Alright then, Round 2 begins today. This is the artistic round. Our Mystery Cuties will try and woo Yars with some form of art, poetry, whatever kind of artistic thing they can think of. Oh and there's a twist, there will be a special theme which is to be picked and announced by Yars. The 24-48 hours countdown will begin when he announces what theme he would like.

So it is only Yard who gets a go?

Oh this is just too funny :P