What's in your pants right now?

I got my glasses case, which looks like my penis. Right next to it, my penis.

Not a chynadong that's for sure.

my butt, my legs, and my vagina :p

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Originally Posted by Fonz

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Originally Posted by Yaridovich

Underwear. And inside my underwear is my penis.

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You vegetarian, you!

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nub j00 actually type it out lololol you virgin :freak:


What's in my pants? Some money.

My pockets.

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Originally Posted by Miriel

I've got something in my front pocket for you ~

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Why don't you put your hand in the pocket, and see what it is ~

sittin in my underwear right now...my genitals is in there, just taken a shower, so its clean genitals

Penises.

Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.

Penises as in more than one? O.o

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Originally Posted by Goldenboko

Ich habe eine brennende Katze in mein Hosen.

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Gone.

How do you say Black and White in German?

-_-

Why Fonz?

Schwarz und weiß.

wallet atm!

I have a long, oblong, and hard shaft.

You never know when you will need a flashlight.