I almost slipped into a giant puddle of mud. I was like, slipping and teetering off-balance with my arms all cartwheeling in an embarrassing display.
Then I jizzed in my pants. :|
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I almost slipped into a giant puddle of mud. I was like, slipping and teetering off-balance with my arms all cartwheeling in an embarrassing display.
Then I jizzed in my pants. :|
I was on a swing once, and somehow the swing flipped me upside down and pulled my pants around my ankles.
Good thing I wasn't going commando that day :laughing:
Wow, most embarrasing so far, lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
A while ago, I was running and slid on my feet across the floor in my house, and then I was about to slide into a couch, so I tried stopped, but it just spun me. So when I hit the couch, I basically somersaulted over it to the other side landing on my side. :cry: I think I had a spasm after that.
:greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
I was playing school sport in my school pants. I'd just gone to the toilet before the match started, and one of the other team's players told me my zip was undone. I thought he was kidding, so I told him I didn't believe him.
They all laughed at me when I realised he was telling the truth :D
My sister's friend was over and all of us (my two sisters and my eldest sister's friend, and obviously me) were eating breakfast. We were talking about chocolate and my eldest sister said, " I don't like eating TOO MUCH chocolate in one day." Then I randomly blurted out, "Well then today is going to be a problem for you, cuz we are gonna PARTY! (I meant to say bombard the house with chocolate but something else came out)."
Everyone started cracking up.
When I went to Disneyland a couple of months ago, we were eating at Ariel's Grotto (fancy place) in California Land and I got so excited I fell on the stairs. It was loud.