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I get weird spam emails about wiring money or transferring it to my account but I have to pay in order to do this. I wonder how many people fall for it.
Apparently one of my long lost relatives somewhere in India has just died, and that he was a multi billionaire and that I had inherited it all lol.
I like spam where girls write seductive text to entice me to a website. :heart:
I got this about a week ago, made me laugh.
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I am the bank manager in bank of africa here in Burkina-Faso, I need your
urgent assistance to transfer the sum of $15.5m Dollars into your account.
"I need your help to give you money"Quote:
Originally Posted by Adikoez
Cum in my website. :aimkiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by 41-Inches-Wide
I got a good one today:
ascent your darling night times
I keep getting junk mail about these women who want me to have sex with them. I am like "Silly spam, I'm gay!" Where is the spam with the hot studs?
man, idk but I've been getting a lot of spam since this thread started: here are some more goodies
"One big instrument is much better than two small ones."
"Taste the sweetness of a rich looking person."
"hoist your darling couch experience."
"Your wife will be cooking you food so you can have her right"
my mom gets a lot of spam emails about dating and enlarging her penis. i want to order her both of the spam emails :D
Wow, promoting cannibalism. How lovely.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I'll have you know that I don't get spam and any correspondence between myself and an unnamed banker in Nigeria, who assures he can make me big bucks, is no concern of yours.
I think it would be romantic to go for a colon cleanse as a date! Don't you, Shiny? :love:
:erm: No god, please no.Quote:
Originally Posted by Caraliz
I got that same spam message yesterday. They are really adamant about cleaning my colon...