What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(SPOILER)The Holocaust
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
(SPOILER)The Holocaust
OMG ^ :lol:
What do you get when you cross a hippopotamus and an elephant?
(SPOILER)Hell if I know
What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord?
(SPOILER)My ass! Hahahahahaha!
ENOUGH!
Why do women have periods?
(SPOILER)Because they deserve them.
^ hahahaha
Q:How do you punish Helen Keller?
A1:Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner
A2:Put tacks on the walls
A3:Stick a plunger in the toilet
A4:Move around the furniture
Q:What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
A:SHe screamed her hands off
Hahaha that's so messed up/funny.
Did you hear about the guy who flew so close to the sun he touched exactly one part of its outer layer? Well, after that he was a real tangent. :D
:lol::lol: HAHAHAHA! ROFL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Haha, Kentarou. Math humor is :up:.
Math humor is :confused:.
HEH plz post some dead baby jokes!!
i LOVE them! :D:D
What do you get when you kill a baby?
(SPOILER)Life imprisonment... sicko
I feel dirty for posting this.
While I personally enjoy dead baby jokes, it's probably best to avoid them for now if we want this thread to stay open.
Many great jokes so far though :up:
Good advice. (SPOILER)I, however, do not enjoy dead baby jokes, 'cause I don't like thinking about dead babies. I think I'll take a scalding hot shower now to wash away the filth.
Yeah, I know quite a few, although im not particularly proud of the fact. I always feel bad after hearing or telling one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Guardian XIII