Transformation

Unicorn: homosexual horse

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Originally Posted by The Space Pope

But I'm a unicorn and that's totally different from a horse. I have wings and my tail is made out of bicycle streamers.

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Excuses.

I am not homosexual I have sex with hetero men all the time. Or women, I forget which sex I am. My genitals are too icky to look at for me to check.

And my bicycle streamer tail is awesome, next I will put a baseball card between my hooves but I don't think it'll do anything.

That's actually a Neopet. A Uni, specifically.

Unicorns predate NeoPets and they stole my likeness and used it in their game.

Do not try to belittle my accomplishments or my wonderful transformation into a unicorn. This was very hard for me to muster up the courage to do because I knew I would be shunned and belittled. But those who do will rue the day they did so, for their families will find them trampled to death with heart-shaped hooves and a mouth stuffed with peppermint drops.

You can be a unicorn all you want. I'm all about the sparkly pink unicorns. I'm just sayin' that that is a Neopet.

Yes and I'm saying they stole the image from me even before I did it. They stole my very thoughts.

Tricky bastards.

I personally think it's better than being a Pokemon, at least.

I have always said that Pokemon is Japan's way of getting back at America for WWII

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I have always said that Pokemon is Japan's way of getting back at America for WWII

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we turned to our own with pokegirls.....

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Originally Posted by The Space Pope

I have always said that Pokemon is Japan's way of getting back at America for WWII

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Nah, that's what Anime is for.

*completely ignores the fact that Pokemon has an anime series*