Splinter? OH GOD CALL AN AMBULANCE!

My pain tolerance is unbearably low.

I curse like a sailor at any cuts , scrapes bruises , broken bones....

I've never really gotten seriously hurt, but I can't remember a recent time where I screamed at pain.

I've screamed pretty loud at being surprised, though.

I inflict pain upon myself.

AHHHH! PAPER CUT! KISS IT! MAKE IT BETTER!

Coincidentally, did you know lip gloss can actually make the paper cut sting worse.

I don't really whine. I say "Av!" (which means something like ouch) and stuff, and I might curse, but I don't whine about it. I tend not to anyway.

>>> I just ignore the pain..