Me and Psy would repopulate the world.
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Me and Psy would repopulate the world.
I would kill all of you one by one in front of each other and then force you to play spin the bottle except it would be in two circles and separated by gender. Those would would fear a homoerotic kiss would be put to death, those who were too quick to go for it would also be put to death.
Eventually I would resurrect you all by burying you in the ground for three days in Jamaica thus turning you all into my faithful zombie slaves. Then being undead, you would no longer have to eat or breathe, and you could follow me to my galaxy where we could finally wage war on the Church of Scientology and Xenu's army once and for all and I would fill your heads with brain ghosts to scare you into thinking that you would implode if you didn't constantly recite the play Mama Mia start to finish word for word without screwing up.
After the final solution is completed I will Jettison your bodies into space and you will be frozen in emptiness until you drifted thousands of light years and achieved low orbit on a distant planet and acted as guardians of various alien worlds for all eternity.
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Originally Posted by trancekuja
Thats what id say, then Id stay calm and then try to survive.
Then depending on whether or not anyone finds us, we'd either get rescued and be emotionally scarred, or die. Or procreate. Eww.
Who knows, it might be a fantasy island, where there are facuets made of gold and a lake of pure water.