Le freak, c'est chic

I'd be a chair.


Yup, a chair.

You just enjoy ass on your face.

I would be the Grand Vizier, a Turk, and mystic extraordinaire.

The Occultist. :D I'd summon things for the crowd. :D

I'm like the ringleader.

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I'd sell tickets and draw disturbing cariactures. Maybe pretend to be some sort of sea slug? On days where I feel like one?