Hot Diggity Damn!

-ery. Douchebaggery, bumfaggery, dumbassery etc.

As in, "enough of you bumfaggery, you fag-ending gash-hound!"

Buggeration.

"How exactly do you shove a banana up your butt anyway?"

and lately...

"I'M FREDDIE BENSON!" (Like "I'm Captain Basch," but better)

I don't think I have any long-term catch phrases. Just jokes that I say alot, usually inappropriate and at other people's expense so I can't say most of them on here.

Oh smurf off
go smurf yourself
and other tales

Freya, you say, "Hot diggity damn,"?! I say, "Hot diggity damn!" as well; hot diggity damn! This would actually be fun were it true but I lied!

I have exclamations; catch-phrases are not required!

I can't really think of any of my catchphrases at the moment...

Although, whenever I see an item that appears out of place, I ask where the rest of it's group is. For example if I see a child's shoe, say in a river, I always ask where the rest of the child is...

I used to have a bad habit after I watched a Chapelle Show episode. You know, the one where they were talking about Rick James and Charlie Murphy?

I used to exclaim "CHARLIE MURPHAAAY!"