You don't have the flu... Instead you have the Swine Flu! And you die before you can get a vaccination! Oh poo.
I wish that wishes were fishes.
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You don't have the flu... Instead you have the Swine Flu! And you die before you can get a vaccination! Oh poo.
I wish that wishes were fishes.
Your wish is Jaws and eats you.
I wish this wish wouldn't come true.
it doesn't, and therefore creates a paradox that causes the universe to explode and you to DIE.
I wish that I had a bunny called Hopsy
You get a bunny named Hopsey, but the bunny was created by an evil 10-wish skull who hates all of humanity, and the bunny devours your soul.
I wish I could actually win The Game (tm).
You die. The only way to win is death.
I wish for more wishes.
You get more wishes, and waste them on stupid stuff.
I wish I was better than C#uck ^077is.
PS: WHY IS DOES IT SAY RAOUL DUKE!?!?!?!?
you become C#uck ^077is but the only way to make C#uck ^077is any better is to remove all human from him because that gets in the way and them you become a vegetable that goes on to all his family and friends and then you continue the rest of your life sitting on a chair (because there is no point in doing anything)
I wish i had the ability to control weather patterns and time
You get your power, but it lasts for half a nanosecond, and it happened when you were asleep, so you couldn't know it happened.
I wish I could control the wind.
Granted, you are spirited away to a far away land that you must save. Just you and your boat set off on adventure and it's cut abruptly short when you land of the first island and killed by the snot nosed kid.
I wish I had the ability to conjure food.
You conjore an editable poison and die.
I wish I could read minds.
(I can see this wish ending badly... O__o)
Your untrained mind hears any and all thoughts within a ten-mile radius of yourself. It swells to a thunderous roar of banalities, perversions, and non-sequitors. Your mind melts and leaks from your ears in seconds.
I wish this thread would die.
The thread dies but so do a million cute kittens and you get hated by every cat lover in the world. That'd actually be quite sad... :(
I wish I could be a super hero!
Badge is a super hero and protects her city valiantly, but people only pay attention to the small flying dog they call "Super Pup". He gets all the press in return for scooping his own poop.
I wish there was a little more time in the day
The slight expansion of the day throws the entire calendar/clock/funk of the world off and everyone dies.Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
I wish I wasn't so confused.
November 3rd becomes the neverending day. All the things you planned doing after this date never happens. No more paydays. You eventually run out of money, out of food, out of clothes, just like everyone else .... then total chaos slowly spreads around the world.
I wish I could travel through time.
Edit : Damn too late, I was replying to Rubah