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Shlup, huh? Well, I'll take a crack at it.
There once was a person named Shlup
who really was quite the trollop.
people thought she's a man
despite her obvious cans
though her face should not be seen closeup.
I had a lot of trouble with the last line, and I'm not very happy with it. I wanted something dirtier but couldn't think of anything.
I actually think the last line was the best!
[NAME]'s a hefty old mare
who's completely covered in hair.
There aren't enough candles
to wax her love handles,
and don't even THINK about going down there. :eek:
I wrote this and then realised it was actually really mean coming from someone who isn't really anyone. Limerick up for grabs! :D
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Originally Posted by Quin
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Bwaha them's the lot!
In case people are wondering, I said I'd write love limericks to Shlup and hate limericks to Psy whenever I warned a post in some thread somewhere. If I say I will do something, I will do something. :D
Oh, and CANDY refers to the NEKKY PIX she PMs me every last Sunday of the month. :D
There once was a man named krissy
who acted like quite a sissy
but he pulled down his pants
and took out his implant
and told all the girls to get busy
There once was a guy named Raist
Who removed his pants from his waist
He took aim at Unne
Said "Afterwards, let's spoon"
And covered the doctor with paste
there once was a mage named wes
whose dick got him into a mess
he impregnated an empress
whose husband was quite a temptress
and said 'a threesome a night will be best'
An unnamed poet submitted this to me~
Who could this anonymous wordsmith be?! :confused:Quote:
Once a young asia named peegee
Performed certain acts with a squeegee
He strained his back
Accessing the rack
of a windowwasheress from Fiji
There once was a man named Joel
they said he was as ugly as a mole
Then Along came wes
Who played with his mess
And buggered him with his pole
you guys got to work on your rhythm.
Jojo wrote one about me:
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there once was a boy named wesly,
and even though he looked quite ghastly,
i really liked his mom,
she was quite da bomb,
i want to do her like i'd do rick astley
I liked my Kaycee one better :p Although I guess it's not dirty enough for this thread! ...But what happened after was dirty :-*
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there once was a girl named kaycee
who was known for being quite racy
she waited for joy
dressed up and coy
all pretty and prim and lacy
Nothing is as dirty as that accent.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
there once was a mayor of porre
whose mom was a dirty old whore
she forced him to give
poor Crono the HIV
which he died of in 2004
Ok, I'm not one to critique stretch rhymes, but "give" and "HIV"? xD