And I thought I taught my sister to say terrible things.
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I taught my cousin to play Smash when she was 7. Now she is 10 and her favorite thing to do is throw bob-ombs at people and eat them with Kirby. We also taught her poker when she was eight, and now she has gotten decent at the game. Her poker face is, unique. She likes to do the Eyebrows like Dr. Wily as she gets cards to confuse is :p
I grew up with my older cousin who as some people know was really mean and convinced me he was god and made me do whatever he wanted, and bit me pretending he was a tiger really hard, and pushed me down concrete stairs to see what would happen, etc xD
My little brother is 6 years younger than me. When he was 2, I convinced him to stick beads up his nose and then he had to go to the emergency room to get them removed. xD
When he was like 8, he got a stick from our backyard and carved a lightning sign onto his forehead so he could be like Harry Potter. My mom found him in the bathroom stabbing at his head with a stick and blood flowing down his face. xD
I'm the oldest of four brothers. One day we'll all be sent to war and all but the youngest will be killed, and a band of all-american soldiers will be sent on a suicide mission to save him and tears will come to the eyes of millions at the credits.
My sister is older than me by a year while my brother is younger to me by three.
I have the Middle Child Syndrome... (YES IT DOES EXIST!!!! :P )
My sister and I have always been at each others throats. My mum told me that when I was just a few months old, she pushed me off the bed 0_o....
She's also attempted to asphyxiate me on several occasions. There is a home video that has recorded one such act.
She's mutilated and has destroyed several of my toys. She once placed all of my action figures in various sexual positions.
The last of the largest blow out was in 2008 when she was getting married. Basically it Was Bridezilla(Her) VS Godzilla (me). ANd this entire blowout were in front of friends, families and elders.....
(We later made up, but yea that blow was recorded as well XD )
My brother are a lot closer so we tend to fight very infrequent. If we did, it was over the tv remote!!
I've now begun to be a surrogate big bro to my mum's nephew. 18 He really has no cousins his age and him being the eldest, its kinda lonely for him. Oh if you must know, my bro and I tortured him profusely... XD..SO I guess I'm making it up by teaching him all that I know...
Hahahaha! I dig it xD
I have an older brother who's 29 and a younger foster sister who's turning 14 in like two weeks. - I'm 21, so there's 7-8 years between me and them.
My sister has been living with us for 6 years now, so I grew up as the youngest sibling with only me and my brother, which meant the usual teasing and him taking advantage of being the oldest.
Today we have a good relationship - he's always trying to hook me up with all sorts of girls, sometimes calling me in the middle of the night to get me to talk to this random girl I don't know, and other times trying to force conversation between me and a strange girl he met in the bar on nights where we're both out drinking.
We're complete opposites - he's the jock and ladies man and I'm the artsy hippie geek.
My sister is quite ditzy and usually has this contagious happy personality. When I'm in a bad mood she loves to tease me about it, and tries to make me laugh.. and she usually succeeds. She's very naive and gullible, which sometimes makes her sound stupid, although she isn't.. we do get a good laugh out of that from time to time, though xD
She's also a teenager and as a result she can be a queeeen bitch and very moody.