Rye, I have a cake in the fridge and the legs of an Irishman. Come over?
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Rye, I have a cake in the fridge and the legs of an Irishman. Come over?
Oh baby, you've just activated MY starpower!
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Sorry, I've been playing Rock Band... >.>
Wanna take a ride on my disco stick?
Get me 5 cans of beans and we have a deal!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Baby did you fart? 'Cos you blow me away!
On Topic: I'd smurf all of you, it's Christmas!
Hey baby do you know karate cause your body is kickin'! :smug:
If you were an elevator/escalator, I would go up and down you ALL THE TIME!
*New Rule*
You must tell the person what gender you are before they have to post.
i.e.
You are so fine girl.
Male
I'm Male
My hand hurts and I cant get this bra off. Could you help?
Hey baby, wanna mount my hard drive?
Thread over.Quote:
Originally Posted by o_O
Oh Moon baby, it ain't over till you make me sing ;)
Bah, no one flirts with me :p
That's just because I'm waiting for the roofie to kick in...
I mean....
Hello, I love you wont' you tell me your name.
NeoCracker has such a cute prehensile tail. And a cute non-prehensile t-.... nah xD j/k :P
Its because men are too intimidated by your intelligence, so instead they admire you from a distance. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
NeoCracker: I don't need to flirt with you... get into bed now. :colbert: