Laffy Taffy jokes make me lose faith in humanity

Terrible puns are the highest form of humor. If your joke doesn't make your audience groan in pain, it could have been better.

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
(SPOILER)He felt his presents.

The Laffy Taffy jokes are always good for a nice "heh :smug:". They're submitted by like 8-year-olds dude, cut 'em a break.

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Originally Posted by leader of mortals

\What did Delaware?
(SPOILER)She wore a brand New Jersey!

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I actually laughed out loud at this. :greenie:

I love puns! :plumcheer:

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker was getting for Christmas?
(SPOILER)He felt his presents.

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Cheesy jokes and puns are my favorite!

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Originally Posted by rubah

I have a better version of that Baker joke:

Why couldn't the Baker go on the Atkins diet?
(SPOILER)Because he kneads his bread!

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Did you hear about the deaf fish?

(SPOILER)He had to buy a herring-aid! :smug:

LOL ROFL xD! That made me smile on the inside! ^__^

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Originally Posted by Rye

Did you hear about the deaf fish?

(SPOILER)He had to buy a herring-aid! :smug:

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haha I like the :smug: at the end.