What kind of bear? Kodiak? Black? Boring? Grizzly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Small bear: scare it away
Big bear: fight to the death
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What kind of bear? Kodiak? Black? Boring? Grizzly?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Small bear: scare it away
Big bear: fight to the death
Yell at it like Scrooge in the Don Rosa comic where he's a youngster in africa. That'll show him.
kick that mothersmurfer in his jaw til his teeth fall out is what i do. call me a punk? heeeeeeell naw
I'm diggin' Shoeberto's answer.
*Commence 80's slow-mo kick to the monkey's gun hand*
:smug:
Peegee, this was the bear:
http://whythatsdelightful.files.word.../hairy-man.jpg
Bear: Popular with homosexual men and some straight women who dig really hairy guys.
>>> Kill the bear and eat it..:luca:
Nothing funny. Probably just :bou::bou::bou::bou: my pants before being swiftly torn into pieces.
Stab it in the face repeatedly until it gave up or died.
Bears climb trees.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
A bear as in an animal: Get mauled and die a horrible death.
A bear as in what Shiny posted: Be a little disgusted.
I want to ride on a bear's back! Bears are so cute!
Have you guys ever seen a polar bear sleeping in a kiddie swimming pool? There's nothing cuter!
Start acting like a lunatic... The bear will run off by sheer madness I'll be enacting...Oh wait I do that already XD
that dude has some pretty awesome pants. i think i`ll let my the chimp shoot him then take the pants for myself.
The pants look like they're made of tinfoil. Cavemen don't have tinfoil!
Mr. Bojangles was not amused. After being completely embarrassed by your actions, he pulled a small pistol out of his jam jams and pointed it towards your crotch. Congratulations you're now an eunuch!
This is the pistol:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4D7idkuXW2.../s320/pic1.jpg
Well first of all with the bear, I would regret being in the woods, and as for Mr Bojangles, I would regret those shotting lessons I got for him. What a waste of money.
http://designdepartment.files.wordpr...co-caveman.jpg but they had computers and car insurance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin