have u ever been hit in the bollock by ur belt?

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Nigga, I get more ass than a toilet seat.

And my buckle > your buckle.
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0...AAAAAGemsQ.jpg

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Are you challenging my buckle? Cause that just looks like a knit comb that only looks like a skull by accident.

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Originally Posted by Rye

That's why boys should be able to retract their balls inside of them at will, like me. :colbert:

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Everything makes sense now :quina:

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

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Originally Posted by Bunny

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I am smarter than you

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well, aren't we little lord fontletwat, I suppose you've never got your left foot caught in the right leg of ur pyjama bottoms while walking up the stairs with tea & toast & land face first in the toast either have you?....Meh at least I have good looks & big tackle. fu smart ppl. I get accident prone sex, and lots of it

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Nope, never had any of that happen to me. I'm sorry you're so clumsy, I understand how that must be for you. I'm happy getting laid without hurting myself or making myself look dumb.

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Nope, never had any of that happen to me. I'm sorry you're so clumsy, I understand how that must be for you. I'm happy getting laid without hurting myself or making myself look dumb.

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:roll2 Have a day off fella.

Being smart isn't really hard work so I'll pass

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Originally Posted by Bunny

Being smart isn't really hard work so I'll pass

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No..you're being an arrogant dick. that seems worryingly easy to you too.

Yup. I even put it on my résumé.

Wow it's a pair of bollocks!

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Wow it's a pair of bollocks!

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olo

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Originally Posted by rubah

I avoid this problem in two manners

1) I generally do not wear belts
2) I do not have testes.

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However, I do feel for you, Cuch. :cat:

My belt is always removed before taking off pants, so this is not an issue for me.

I wear pants that fit

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Originally Posted by Rase

My belt is always removed before taking off pants, so this is not an issue for me.

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This. My belt buckles aren't huge anyway, because I don't need them to bring any extra attention :D

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Nigga, I get more ass than a toilet seat.

And my buckle > your buckle.
http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/2/0/0...AAAAAGemsQ.jpg

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Are you challenging my buckle? Cause that just looks like a knit comb that only looks like a skull by accident.

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The Punisher > You

Occasionally I will accidentally sit on those suckers, which is quite an experience. Also, sometimes when I’m trying to give people some room at work, I forget I have balls and end up crunching them into the corner of a table (this happens often so I’m pretty sure I’ve killed my lineage).