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I'm so angry I could just... grow feet! :mad2:

"Left, right, left, right, left, lef-oh...sh**"

Mmm...ketchup.

Where are aliens, time travellers and espers?

"Typhlosion looks retarded, I hope I never evolve."

Is this Cherry or Strawberry?

What should I feed to my frocobo tonight?

Yeah, they're jealous that my hair defies gravity!

Do I look awesome? Ya, I look awesome.

I wonder how much air do I have left...

I know the song Sunglasses at Night by heart.

I cannot see anything under here, and the hessian is really making my face itch. I am also having trouble breathing.

I SHALL AVENGE MY 77 BROTHERS! They've got to be running low on Mana by now.

I wish I was smashed, but too awesome to be smashed.

Before Phoenix Down.

After.