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I once lifted a wailing Norwegian fisherman from a frozen lake with telekinesis. He was crying because he hadn't caught any fish in years. Then when I told him about a warm fire and ale he ran off like a French guard with track shoes and a coupon for cigarettes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bunny
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I get tired way too early these days. =| I've found myself going to bed at 11pm every day lately, and it's a bit weird.
I got about 5 hours of sleep last night... and I have a 5 hour exam this afternoon. Happy day.
The night before flying to Majorca I went to a rock club, it's not that I got in late - I got home drunk as a skunk, trying and failing to hide the fact that at 14 I was absolutely wankered. My Mum woke me up at 2am (after getting home at midnight) with a cup of tea and toast, telling me the taxi was coming to take us to the airport in an hour. I didn't even drink the tea, ate the toast, was sick, and then flew to Majorca. It was.. horrible. 'Rough' is not a strong enough word for how I felt!
My Dad clocked I'd been drinking, he could smell it on me.
You should have punched him in the d. Or got a megaphone and screamed in his ear, "STOP RIGHT NOW THANK YOU VERY MUCH I NEED SOMEBODY WITH A HUMAN TOUCH".Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoeberto
This whole school year has been a series of unfortunate events; mostly surrounding getting my projects completed. They were all completed on time and not rushed BUT, most of everything that could possibly go wrong, went wrong.
Had a :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty sleep schedule not too long ago. Bit me in the ass when I was at this army thing for 2 days without sleeping the night before and we had drills all day before they let us sleep - only to wake us up after an hour for more drills. I was pretty exhausted after that.