I used
"bitch I've I've been at this party 3 hours and you haven't looked at me once, what the smurf is wrong with you?"
worked.
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I used
"bitch I've I've been at this party 3 hours and you haven't looked at me once, what the smurf is wrong with you?"
worked.
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
Okay sorry I like harry potter a bit too much me thinks.
I'd go home with Freya and have terrific unprotected sex if she said that to me tbh.
You have two kids already...... You want to make more.... :jokey:
(Yes I know you're a guy) LOL XD
My favorite so far, so obvious yet so bold hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Soo.... come here often?
Soo, come here often, or do you wait until you get home?
Want to play D&D? We need an enchanter, and you've already cast Charm Person on me :bigsmile:
You're hot.
"Good enough for me"
yeah,really nice shoes..)
In the same vein, "Scream and you die."Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I'll smurf you so hard you'll learn from it.
how you doin'
"Is your dad an astronaut? Cos I'm smurfin' horny."
-Bruce Campbell
Show me dem boobs.