Everyone! Come look what I did!

Did you lecture her and her friends how they shouldn't be going into water without learning how to swim, or giving swimming safety tips to which they'd reply "Gee, thanks, mr lifeguard. Now we know"

And to which YOU WOULD REPLY: ....... *waits for it*

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Wow, I am so proud of you. :bigsmile:

Did you take the chance to unleash the lecher inside you and molest her while grabbing her? :mymelbert:

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Did she pretend to need mouth-to-mouth just to make out with you?

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You guys are the best! XD

You left out the part where you flicked your golden, sun bleached locks out of your face.

...and then played electric guitar in celebration of your own heroism.

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Julian, that story is hilarious! Any story with a Kraken in it is awesome by my standards.

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It really is isn't it, Julian?

"And knowing is half the battle!"

This thread is hawt.

I'm proud of myself for not being in a relationship for a few months, and not missing it in the slightest. (SPOILER)After all, my hand is the only partner I need.

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Julian, that story is hilarious! Any story with a Kraken in it is awesome by my standards.

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It really is isn't it, Julian?

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Quiet you! This is my thread. :tongue:

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You left out the part where you flicked your golden, sun bleached locks out of your face.

...and then played electric guitar in celebration of your own heroism.

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You knew it was there.

I believed it until I clicked the spoiler uncoverer :(

I feel broken now. That cancels your heroism for saving a little girls life :colbert:

I ate a bowl of cereal for elevensies! *hi5*

There's nothing I'm particularly proud of. I jogged for an hour recently! :p

G I JOOOOOEEE (NCG is an EoFF heroooo~ooo)

[Shut up, I'm in my own little world]

I save bugs at work

It's good for karma (I think hope)

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I believed it until I clicked the spoiler uncoverer :(

I feel broken now. That cancels your heroism for saving a little girls life :colbert:

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GTFO my thread.

Managed to dye my hair without getting it all over my face. Aside from a few light stains on my forehead which are covered by my bangs/fringe, I'm completely dyed skin free!

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Managed to dye my hair without getting it all over my face. Aside from a few light stains on my forehead which are covered by my bangs/fringe, I'm completely dyed skin free!

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I liberally lube up my scalp's perimeter for just such a reason. Which I've actually become a master of. Not getting drips on my pants or the floor is another challenge though :(

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Julian, that story is hilarious! Any story with a Kraken in it is awesome by my standards.

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It really is isn't it, Julian?

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Quiet you! This is my thread. :tongue:

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Who was it that told you to make this thread? Who gave your heroic story the imaginative twist? I believe I'm part owner of this thread. :colbert: