If i give barret the steal materia, does that make me racist?

I tend to keep Vincent permanently on the Sadness status.
Not cos I'm trying to be funny (wait, maybe I am :p) but because his Limits are just THAT bad.
I also tend to give him the materia with Sleepel :redface:

Give Tifa any materia that inflicts "Confusion" on enemies. Cuz everyone is gonna be in awe when they stare at her chest.

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Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.




I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.

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Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

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Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover

Nah. It just means Barret stole Cloud's anal virginity on their Gold Saucer date.

I gave Tifa Full Cure because I figure she'd need it what with all the STDs.

And last but not least, I'd give the Ice materia to Aeris because SHE'S A FRIGID BITCH.




I probably did it wrong but I'm happy.

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Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

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I couldnt Contain my laugter

That was too much awesome :D

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I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

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I just... :stare:

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

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You Beta use your Magic Hammer on her. But when you use your Roulette, make sure it hits her.

:) Adding E. Skills makes it slightly better.

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Originally Posted by Loony BoB

Irony? Aeris would sleep with a guy for a Coin Toss, while Tifa would put up a Barrier or try to Escape at Haste instead of showing Cloud her feelings despite knowing him since he was a Mini. Confu-sing, I know. Luckily Cloud knew how to Resist Aeris. She was only after a Mimic of Zach anyway.

I wouldn't mind if Tifa Flashed me her Huge Materia (boy do they Mystify Gravity!). I'd give her a Blast Wave or two under the Covers. She wouldn't resist the Chocobo Lure, even from a Long Range.

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This post just won the thread.

You can give Red XIII 13 red materia.

is it racist if i imagine barret to just shout out I PITY THE FOOL????

Too bad there's no Water spell materia... what good is a Cloud that doesn't rain?