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07-20-2010, 03:51 AM
Meat Puppet

i love the beach and i luv 2 surf
07-20-2010, 03:52 AM
Jessweeee♪

I'm torn. Sand can be fun to play in, but it's just so...sandy :(
07-20-2010, 03:55 AM
NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Peegee

I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sen0k1.jpg

I like that beach.

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Originally Posted by Clo

I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.

We should hang out.
07-20-2010, 04:09 AM
Peegee

good god

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

I like beaches yaaaay ^_^ ! I went almost every day (omg so fun lol it's like swimming is yay and sleeping is fun in the sun) last year during the summer (up to october cuz like canada is full of snow all day!). Now it's weekend beaches and suntanning yay

http://i31.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/sen0k1.jpg

I like that beach.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clo

I like beaches because you can cool off and get some sun at the same time and see attractive semi-naked people. I'm at a beach at least once a week in the summer.

We should hang out.

http://th520.photobucket.com/albums/...Callmyname.jpg I liek teh beach too ^_^ http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Y3gyXuKTFZ...rewGardner.jpg
cuz liek there's awlays some fun things to do like sleep and sun tan and relax and chill out. THe best times are when you're sleeping cuz you don't think about any thing and it's all good and a bag of chips http://zonasafari.net/noticias/data/...ng_pikachu.jpg My bro has so many surfing pikachus that he can trade them for legitimately rare pokemons like pikachu and raichu!
07-20-2010, 04:12 AM
Raistlin

PG, if you don't cut it out, you will have a pikachu firmly lodged up your vagina.
07-20-2010, 04:16 AM
Shiny

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"
07-20-2010, 04:21 AM
Peegee

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Originally Posted by Shiny

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"

>implying you have a beer gut

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:e...achuGnight.png
07-20-2010, 04:22 AM
Shlup

Please refrain from killing our faces, PG.
07-20-2010, 05:20 AM
Shiny

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peegee

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shiny

I think a friend of mine said it best, "Beaches are only pleasant for people who don't have beer guts. When I even think about beaches I get depressed. This is why Bergman always made depressing movies with grim looking beaches. smurf beaches. What was the question?"

>implying you have a beer gut

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:e...achuGnight.png

Nuh uh! I was implying that my friend thinks he has a beer gut. I have never seen him shirtless, but he did wear a tight shirt a few times and yeah, it's there.

I think it's cool to see people with beer guts and pot bellies at the beach. They just don't give a damn and I can respect that.
07-20-2010, 05:32 AM
Shorty

I love beaches. If I lived near a beach, I'd go to the ocean every day.
07-20-2010, 05:34 AM
Agent Proto

But you live in the desert, Shorty! That is basically a giant beach without the ocean! :D
07-20-2010, 05:42 AM
Inferno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bunny

I used to eat sand when I was little.

Do you know what Pica is ?

Quote:

Pica is a medical disorder characterized by an appetite for substances largely non-nutritive

Caused by :
- intellectual disability
- autism
- childhood schizophrenia
- neglect or abuse

.... you're smurfed up man

Topic : I don't care about the sand
07-20-2010, 05:59 AM
Shorty

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blues Agent

But you live in the desert, Shorty! That is basically a giant beach without the ocean! :D

Resulting in HELL ON EARTH.
07-20-2010, 06:01 AM
Yeargdribble

I hate the beach. I loved it as a kid, but I think I had my fill. Swimming in the ocean just feels dirty. The sandy beach is dirty. Sand gets everywhere and follows you in your car.

Problem is, my wife LOVES the hell out of the beach. She always wants to go. Even when it was a 4-hour drive she'd want to go. Now it's only 2 hours. But we go, pay 10 bucks to park, then hang out on the beach for about 30 minutes, walk up and down the coast line barely getting in the water, and leave... 2 hours back. She doesn't even like to swim. She barely gets in the water. It's usually sweltering at Texas beaches and the humidity is miserable. If you're not in the water your cooking. We're both pale so we are lobsters regardless of sunscreen by the end. This is supremely satisfying to my wife and I hate it. It's probably the most discordant issue in our marriage.

The only bright side is us walking around scoping out hot chicks together. Sadly, half the time it's 250 pound, 50 year old ladies in two piece suits watching their overweight, inappropriately dressed grand kids play.

EDIT: Of course, we've managed to not go to the beach this summer, but my wife says I'm a douche for having not taken her. I guess I need to get around to planning a trip *grumble grumble*.
07-20-2010, 06:20 AM
Yliette

I dislike going to the beach because it puts you in great risk of skin-darkening. My arms aren't the same color as the rest of my body now.:eep:

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