Fortunately, Unfortunately!

Fortunately, Mary and Nanaki managed to stop fighting due to the puppy's unbearable cuteness. DAWWWWWWW~! :heart:

Unfortunately, the puppy's unbearable cuteness was a simple act designed to comfort Mary and Nanaki. After the puppy realized that his plan had been successful, he mauled them both to death.

Fortunately, Mary was now a zombie and bit the puppy to also turn it into a zombie.

Unfortunately, no one knows how the smurf Mary became a zombie.

Fortunately, a Doctor-Scientist who specializes in Zombie Modification Science and Development quickly discerned a reason, and a cure, for Zomb-putrification and was able to cure Mary, Nanaki, and the puppy for their ailments. He was also a Mad Doctor-Scientist so he simultaneously installed within each of them cybernetic implants which gave them all superpowers. They became the Super Hero Fighting Team called Nanapury and solved crimes and whatnot.

Unfortunately, they have a secret weakness.

Fortunately, their weakness is relish and that stuff is disgusting so no one has it around.

Unfortunately, Blues Agent had a collection of relish photos he planned on showing to Nanapury.

Fortunately, they were just pictures and had no effect. Proto got his butt kicked.

Unfortunately, his butt was on his face and he got a bloody nose.

Fortunately, it hurt really bad. :mad2:

Unfortunately, he was not dead and so Nanapury still had to face him.

Fortunately, they found a common enemy in the form of grocery stores that don't sell iced 2-liters.

(This made me mad the other day.)

Unfortunately, they didn't care enough to enact revenge and instead just bought a warm 2-liter and put it in the refridgerator for a couple hours. Like normal people, talking wolf-dog things, and regular puppy dog things.

Fortunately, they then hacked a coop mode into FFVII and distributed it to the world.