Bridalplasty

This show is unmitigated, undiluted genius. I can think of few things I would rather watch than people doing completely stupid, inane, even dangerous things because of their own baseless insecurities and/or quest for 15 minutes of fame. And being total bitches as well, or so I hear.

It is a thing of beauty and I will hear nothing said against it. :colbert:

WHAT

Don't they need time to heal between challenges?
Are they superhuman or something?

But people will watch it. And love it.

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I assume the husbands are chained up and gagged in a dingy FOX (or whoever) basement while this is going on.

EDIT: Or cheering from their mobile homes.

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Originally Posted by Wikipedia

The show follows 12 engaged "women" who are competing for the wedding of their dreams and their dream plastic surgery procedure. Each woman would have to complete a plastic surgery wish list. The women would have to complete wedding theme challenges in order to win the surgery of her choice. The winner of the week's challenge will get one plastic surgery procedure from her wish list.

The winner of the competition will get a wedding of her dreams and multiple plastic surgery from her wish list. The fiance would not see his fiancee until the wedding day, when the bride reveals her new look.

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I was a much happier human being five minutes ago when I had never heard of this show.

I can't help but feel sorry for their husbands, unless they're equally stupid.

Well they chose these hos, so they probably are.

I'm positive all these marriages will be long lasting ones too.

I can't find the first episode anywhere, but I hear ratings were well under a million for the premiere. I watched a clip on Hulu and it was like a smurfing parody of reality. I... I can't even. They were all going to try and do a puzzle to win entry to an "injectables party." AHHH!

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I can't find the first episode anywhere, but I hear ratings were well under a million for the premiere. I watched a clip on Hulu and it was like a smurfing parody of reality. I... I can't even. They were all going to try and do a puzzle to win entry to an "injectables party." AHHH!

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What exactly is an "injectables party"? Is that like a Tupperware party but the Tupperware is boob implants and botox?

Anything that can be done with a syringe I guess?

In all seriousness could someone encapsulate exactly why this is so awful and why it's so much worse than the myriad of other utterly vapid reality shows out there?

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

In all seriousness could someone encapsulate exactly why this is so awful and why it's so much worse than the myriad of other utterly vapid reality shows out there?

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cause plastic surgery is kinda ew, unless it's for people who really need it. But it just looks nasty and fake on women who don't have any physical deformities.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

In all seriousness could someone encapsulate exactly why this is so awful and why it's so much worse than the myriad of other utterly vapid reality shows out there?

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Most of the other anti-America propaganda that we ourselves put out into TV land are just following around :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty people in their daily lives. The only other bad 'game show' style ones are the bachelor and its spin-offs. For some reason I just think the game show format makes it far worse.

This show... I mean, just watch one of the clips! It's women fighting each other for plastic surgeries! And screaming about their perfect wedding day! It's like the most vapid aspects of every other reality show put into one. It's like Bad TV Concentrate.