Racoon-eyed Busty Women on Porno Magazines

Do they have those long-ass fingernails that make no sense??

For those answering me seriously, please read.

Porn stars are hot. Everybody loves plastic.

Oh. Yeah, the words 'busty women' tend to catch my attention far faster than 'muscular men'. =x

So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?

Ladies with their own brand of self are the most attractive. I myself do not even know what I mean.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?

Ladies with their own brand of self are the most attractive. I myself do not even know what I mean.

---

kinda like how pop stars have their own clothing and perfume lines?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Genius Lynx

So what did you get at the funtimes store? Or was that visit ficticious as well?

---

A lady never tells.

(SPOILER)rubber fist

Raccoons are pretty cool, but I am more a kinkajou man, myself.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

(SPOILER)rubber fist

---

:onoes:

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.

---

Did you just come out? I think you did.

If it works it works and it does! People will buy the magazine for totally legitimate, clean and appropriate reason. <_< ... >_>

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Lusty Justy

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.

---

Did you just come out? I think you did.

---

I'm actually with him. Cute or pretty girls (natural ones?), are generally a lot more attractive to me than someone trying too hard to exude sexiness. Especially after they fake out their body

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Vyk

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Lusty Justy

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Psychotic

the traditional pornstar kind of woman is pretty damn gross and doesn't do it for me in the slightest.

---

Did you just come out? I think you did.

---

I'm actually with him. Cute or pretty girls (natural ones?), are generally a lot more attractive to me than someone trying too hard to exude sexiness. Especially after they fake out their body

---

You had to take me srs :stare: I just like pointing out Paul's gaiety-ness.

Nah I just replied seriously. I knew you were joking and how it sounded. I still agreed with him. Even if he was joking too

I like racoons

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Raccoons are pretty cool, but I am more a kinkajou man, myself.

---

tanuki are superior!!!

as for the porn mags being 80s style thats cause the poor internet-less souls that still buy mags like these more than likely started there sexual "careers" with a busty-big-haired raccoon

its their "default setting" for their sexuality like your first big crush you compare all others to it

my example: faith hot brunette so now im partial to dark hair above most others