I dreamed my old man was a whale, and then Wakka did unpleasant things to a Hypello with his blitzballs. Poor thing couldn't ride ze Shoopuff for nearly a fortnight.
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HELP ME, last night I had a nightmare in which Rantziens old avatar jumped out and stabbed me, then my old physics teacher walked in, stood on my gut, and started conducting beethoven's 3rd, and then I turned into a dog and a monkey squirted hot sauce up my nose, at which point the flying carpet we were all on fell to the ground and I fell down a drainage gutter, and was eaten by a dragon with a skeleton body, but an alive head, and inside his mount was Justin Beiber wearing a wedding dress, and he shot me with a shotgun, then I fell down a hole and woke up.