Hey, woah, I wasn't being sarcastic.
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Hey, woah, I wasn't being sarcastic.
I'm not telling you what my plans are. Then you'll steal them.
Okay, two non-felons then, Time.
ThisQuote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Sometimes the crimes are worth the consequences...
nothing is worth getting pounded in the ass every day by your big black cellmate.Quote:
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
Cue Laddy
I would eat sandwiches with peanut butter and cheese and NOBODY WOULD LAUGH AT ME.
"Acquire" money from corrupted politicians.
Is it me?Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
You don't know what I would do. It would probably be irreversible damage to the species / life / universe.
If it's within my personal ability (ie no fantasies) it would just be sadistic stuff. yawn I could just call up huxley and get it done if I really wanted.
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I would punch every single member of this forum who has the Assassin logo in their sig right in the throat. So far I haven't seen anyone sporting it who I'd feel guilty about. Maybe that Cactuar guy actually. There's something just so wholesome about him.
Also, sodomy. Lots and lots of sodomy. Just go on a sodomising spree. Men, women, horses, vacuum cleaners, nobody would be safe. All hail the King of Sodom.
Really psi? REALLY. I am disappoint. Make up something more devious.
I'd rep MILF and Raistlin a bunch of times then jerk off into a tuna salad.
extra brotein for your curls.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
curls for the lats.
I'm pretty sure this is the /thread right here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miss_Lulu
Good call Lulu.
I thought about the typical "rob money, kill/hurt people" but thats just...so....cliche.
But just... Not having to pay for anything at all would be pretty boss.
If I could get away with it I'd punch every single skanger/chav in the face that I see on a daily basis!