There Will Be Weird

I think only men are supposed to call you that, Shlup.

wontons and rice. Duh

Fingernails.

No matter how much I wash them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc. :(

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

I didn't know pretzels were so potent. xD

My hands smell like strawberries and bananas 'cause I just fed a baby.

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I read that as "'cause I just ate a baby".

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

No matter how much I was them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc. :(

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You know that scene in 50 First Dates where Drew Barrymore tells Adam Sandler she likes the smell of his fishy hands?

Totally.

You probably really like the peeing scene in Transformers, don't you?

Salty milk.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

No matter how much I was them, grease, gas, anti-freeze, etc. :(

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You know that scene in 50 First Dates where Drew Barrymore tells Adam Sandler she likes the smell of his fishy hands?

Totally.

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I thought that was a foreplay innuendo, but thanks. :p

I smell guilt, as usual.

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Originally Posted by Cim

My hands smell like soap. :\

It should be noted that I did actually smell my hands and my girlfriend noticed this and has been giving me a look of bewilderment and disgust. Thanks for making me look weird.

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That's why you have to pull that move where you just look like you're itching under your nose, but when you move your finger back and forth you give it a quick sniff.

My hands smell like hands. I don't think there's any other way to describe it, really. Kind of skin-like with just a hint of jacket and keyboard.

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Originally Posted by DMKA

Salty milk.

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O_o

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

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Originally Posted by DMKA

Salty milk.

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O_o

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Oh come Willynilly, don't act like it's odd.

My hands smell like a sweet mix of passionfruit and chocolate.
One from the hand wash, and the other from my giant Easter egg :D