Pranks!

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

smurfer might give me rat poison if I ask for a laxative.

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:eek: Then who would I make fun with on EoFF? It would be a roofie worst case scenario.

I knew you wanted to molest me.

Keep it in your pants boys.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I knew you wanted to molest me.

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You uh... misunderstand good sir, I am a gentleman. Although we would put you in precarious positions along ledges and stairs and see how long it would take you to fall. :D

You'd probably start with a really high one first and he'd die and nobody remembered to film it so it was a big waste of smurfing time and Julian is dead.

Well if you smurfing lived in the States we could invite you to said Drug-Julian Party and that wouldn't happen. Now he's going to die or become paralyzed because you decided to be Australian. :colbert:

We could always put a bunch of pillows on the pit where he should fall. And landmines by all the escape routes. :bigsmile:

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

We could always put a bunch of pillows on the pit where he should fall. And landmines by all the escape routes. :bigsmile:

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Well thats settled then, Qwerty is invited. :D

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

Well if you smurfing lived in the States we could invite you to said Drug-Julian Party and that wouldn't happen. Now he's going to die or become paralyzed because you decided to be Australian. :colbert:

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All I would do is bring a couple cloths so we could wipe the blood off him and do it again. A corpse isn't a whole lot different, is it?

:jess: This thread is officially wonderful

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Originally Posted by Unbreakable Will

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

We could always put a bunch of pillows on the pit where he should fall. And landmines by all the escape routes. :bigsmile:

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Well thats settled then, Qwerty is invited. :D

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I'll pack my swords and nunchaku, just in case we will need them. ;)

I'm buying a gun. And not ingesting anything you people touch. :nonono:

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I'm buying a gun. And not ingesting anything you people touch. :nonono:

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Not even my cookies? I don't put any gunpowder in those, just butter, flour, egg, milk, flour, brown sugar, vanilla extract, baking soda, and chocolate chips. (Not exactly in that order) Bake them for about 7-9 minutes, give them 10 minutes to cool and serve warm with a tall glass of cold milk and a scoop of ice cream. They are absolutely divine~ :quina:

You're still sadistic and probably have some evil twist. :colbert:

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

I'll pack my swords and nunchaku, just in case we will need them. ;)

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You know how to prepare!

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

I'm buying a gun. And not ingesting anything you people touch. :nonono:

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Oh c'mon now Jules, play fair. If you put down your gun I'll put down my chloroform napkins :bigsmile: