be yourself
don't compromise
your partner needs to love you more [try wrapping your head around that paradox]
don't
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be yourself
don't compromise
your partner needs to love you more [try wrapping your head around that paradox]
don't
My dick's bigger than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko
5'4". Bitch. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
-Don't get your advice from people on the internet.
(should we listen to him, he might be right...but if he's right then we shouldn't listen to him...he's on the internet...so he's wrong, and we shouldtakehisadviceohdeargod!!)
That would really just suck for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon DudeMy dick's bigger than you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Goldenboko5'4". Bitch. <3Quote:
Originally Posted by Demon Dude
A true gentlemen makes sure the lady doesn't accidentally hit her head while he's stuffing her in the trunk of his car. Remember your manners guys!
EDIT: Nothing is more uncomfortable than long, drawn out silence at the dinner table on the first date. I always bring some of my preserved insect collection along to keep us entertained until the appetizer arrives.
Do not propose a threesome with your girlfriend/wife and her mother. No matter how much of a hot cougar she might be.
Sisters are acceptable though. And she is legally and morally bound to accept a threesome if she has an identical twin.
Don't date any member of this forum. Ever. Every single person here is completely smurfing insane. Apart from me. I'm not. But I hate you.
Also don't kiss your cousin. I'm looking at you, Proto. :colbert:
I'm not completely smurfing insane Psy, you should know that, I'm beyond insane, I became so insane so long ago I've actually gone full circle and come back smurfing sane.
Still agreed with the kissing the cousin thing.
first or second? or any cousins? cuz then i can't sex anything that's remotely alive.
If he owns a Nickelback CD, condemn him.
Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
True. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
Don't date. Especially mean women with itchy trigger fingers.
After a certain amount of dating buffets should be acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustyTrue. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪
aka after marriageQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoAfter a certain amount of dating buffets should be acceptable.Quote:
Originally Posted by JustyTrue. But my comment is still valid. A buffet is not romantic. A buffet is lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪Because it's a buffet? But why not just say buffet? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Fate FataleIt's an invitation to be a fatass...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jessweeee♪