If someone says Thunderdome ONE MORE TIME!

I like to cook. My dad is a chef. My mom doesn't cook much - when it's her turn we eat out or take-out

Women who can cook are confusing and alien to me.

Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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that's not what sexist means either. Argh you and Rubahs are making my head hurt.

Nobody degrades and insults my woman but me.

The pilot on an airplane announces they're about to crash and there's no sign of hope. Upon hearing this, a beautiful young woman stands up from her seat and yells, "is there anybody man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman one last time?" To which a man stands up, rips off his shirt and yells "here, iron this!"

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Originally Posted by starlet

NO, I think it's about time YOU get in the kitchen and make ME a sammich!

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And a beer too!

women can cook?

BJ says I make the best BLTs in the whooooole world. I love sammiches.

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Originally Posted by Peegee

women can cook?

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I just made soup for my boyfriend last night (pork ribs, daikon, onion, and garlic...they didn't have lotus root at the store :() I'm usually the one that cooks...I make him do the dishes :D I stopped asking him to cook after a week when I was sick and I asked him to make lamb chops (since I usually do because he likes lamb). He cooked them way too long. So dry. Couldn't chew...

How many men does it take to open a beer?

(SPOILER)None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to you.

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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Originally Posted by Christopher McDougall, Born to Run

You don’t stop running because you get old, the Dipsea Demon always said. You get old because you stop running….
“And it’s true for both genders,” Dr. Bramble continued. “Women show the same results as men.” That makes sense, since a curious transformation came over us when we came down from the trees: the more we became human, the more we became equal. Men and women are basically the same size, at least compared with other primates: male gorillas and orangutans weigh twice as much as their better halves; male chimps are a good one-third bigger than females; but between the average human him and the average human her, the difference in bulk is only a slim 15 percent. As we evolved, we shucked our beef and became more sinuous, more cooperative … essentially, more female.

“Women have really been underrated,” Dr. Bramble said. “They’ve been evolutionarily shortchanged. We perpetuate this notion that they were sitting around waiting for the men to come back with food, but there’s no reason why women couldn’t be part of the hunting party.” Actually, it would be weird if women weren’t hunting alongside the men, since they’re the ones who really need the meat. The human body benefits most from meat protein during infancy, pregnancy, and lactation, so why wouldn’t women get as close to the beef supply as possible? Hunter-gatherer nomads shift their camps by the movements of the herds, so instead of hauling food back to camp, it made more sense for the whole camp to go to the food.

And caring for kids on the fly isn’t that hard, as American ultra-runner Kami Semick demonstrates; she likes to run mountain trails around Bend, Oregon, with her four-year-old daughter, Baronie, riding along in a backpack. Newborns? No problem: at the 2007 Hardrock 100, Emily Baer beat ninety other men and women to finish eighth overall while stopping at every aid station to breast-feed her infant son. The Bushmen are no longer nomadic, but the equal-partners-in-hunting tradition still exists among the Mbuti Pygmies of the Congo, where husbands and wives with nets pursue the giant forest hog side by side. “Since they are perfectly capable of giving birth to a child while on the hunt, then rejoining the hunt the same morning,” notes anthropologist Colin Turnbull, who’s spent years among the Mbuti, “mothers see no reason why they should not continue to participate fully”

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Basically, women are badass and amazing and men need to cook more, god dammit.

GOD DAMMIT.

^ I agree

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Originally Posted by Miriel

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Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Men are biologically designed to go on the hunt. We have the endurance for it, the coordination, the strength and stamina, etc. etc.

Women, meanwhile, are biologically designed to stay home, forage, take care of the village, and raise the kids.

Take it up with Mother Nature, she's the sexist one here!

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Originally Posted by Christopher McDougall, Born to Run

You don’t stop running because you get old, the Dipsea Demon always said. You get old because you stop running….
“And it’s true for both genders,” Dr. Bramble continued. “Women show the same results as men.” That makes sense, since a curious transformation came over us when we came down from the trees: the more we became human, the more we became equal. Men and women are basically the same size, at least compared with other primates: male gorillas and orangutans weigh twice as much as their better halves; male chimps are a good one-third bigger than females; but between the average human him and the average human her, the difference in bulk is only a slim 15 percent. As we evolved, we shucked our beef and became more sinuous, more cooperative … essentially, more female.

“Women have really been underrated,” Dr. Bramble said. “They’ve been evolutionarily shortchanged. We perpetuate this notion that they were sitting around waiting for the men to come back with food, but there’s no reason why women couldn’t be part of the hunting party.” Actually, it would be weird if women weren’t hunting alongside the men, since they’re the ones who really need the meat. The human body benefits most from meat protein during infancy, pregnancy, and lactation, so why wouldn’t women get as close to the beef supply as possible? Hunter-gatherer nomads shift their camps by the movements of the herds, so instead of hauling food back to camp, it made more sense for the whole camp to go to the food.

And caring for kids on the fly isn’t that hard, as American ultra-runner Kami Semick demonstrates; she likes to run mountain trails around Bend, Oregon, with her four-year-old daughter, Baronie, riding along in a backpack. Newborns? No problem: at the 2007 Hardrock 100, Emily Baer beat ninety other men and women to finish eighth overall while stopping at every aid station to breast-feed her infant son. The Bushmen are no longer nomadic, but the equal-partners-in-hunting tradition still exists among the Mbuti Pygmies of the Congo, where husbands and wives with nets pursue the giant forest hog side by side. “Since they are perfectly capable of giving birth to a child while on the hunt, then rejoining the hunt the same morning,” notes anthropologist Colin Turnbull, who’s spent years among the Mbuti, “mothers see no reason why they should not continue to participate fully”

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Basically, women are badass and amazing and men need to cook more, god dammit.

GOD DAMMIT.

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Now if only more women took this attitude to the smurfing gym. >:[

Personally, I wouldn't trust any guy here to make me a sammich, that's why Subway and Togos exist.