Superpowers

Omnipotence and omniscience.

Done, mothersmurfers.

I don't want superpowers, I just want to be able to do everything Jason Bourne can do.

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Midi-chlorians can reduce in number if a limb is lost. Also, the Force is diminishing. Whatever side of the fence you're looking at it from, the Force is pretty balls now. There, I just ruined your fun even more. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...kiemonster.gif

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And then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.

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Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod

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Originally Posted by Legendary G13

Midi-chlorians can reduce in number if a limb is lost. Also, the Force is diminishing. Whatever side of the fence you're looking at it from, the Force is pretty balls now. There, I just ruined your fun even more. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...kiemonster.gif

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And then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.

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the Force is diminishing

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smurfin' noob. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../chewstare.gif

Is that...a Chewbacca Cookie Monster?

Yes. Join the movement.

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Midi-chlorians can reduce in number if a limb is lost. Also, the Force is diminishing. Whatever side of the fence you're looking at it from, the Force is pretty balls now. There, I just ruined your fun even more. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...kiemonster.gif

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And then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.

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Originally Posted by Legendary G13

the Force is diminishing

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smurfin' noob. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../chewstare.gif

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And if all living things are connected and a part of the Force, exactly how is it diminishing with more and more things alive and trout? :colbert:

To be able to perfectly mimic any sound from my mouth, including being able to produce every part of a song simultaneous. I would be a walking soundboard/boombox of awesome and bring joy to all/myself.

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Originally Posted by Legendary G13

Midi-chlorians can reduce in number if a limb is lost. Also, the Force is diminishing. Whatever side of the fence you're looking at it from, the Force is pretty balls now. There, I just ruined your fun even more. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1...kiemonster.gif

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And then I just become part of the Living Force. So balls to you.

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Originally Posted by Legendary G13

the Force is diminishing

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smurfin' noob. http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g1.../chewstare.gif

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And if all living things are connected and a part of the Force, exactly how is it diminishing with more and more things alive and tit? :colbert:

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It doesn't quite work that way, and to explain it here would seriously derail this thread. Both of those examples I gave are conflicting theories/facts/whateveryoubelieve, but the one fact linking the two is that both of them have huge downsides, and I was just trying to be a dick by pointing out the flaw in your logic. :tongue:

I would be invisible.

But perhaps I already am. :whimper:

Shapeshifting

and telekinesis!!!

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Is that...a Chewbacca Cookie Monster?

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I thought for the longest time that it was a black Hitler.

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I actually thought about this question far too much one day a couple of years ago, and got pretty bored with the general generic things people usually want. For me, I would be perfectly happy with these two powers:

1.) Being able to stomp powerfully enough to shake the ground violently and have the sound travel a great distance.

2.) Being able to perfectly mimic Godzilla's roar, as loud as you would expect from a giant nuclear mutant dinosaur.

I would pretty much spend my days travelling to various costal cities around the world waiting until night time to really mess with peoples heads. It would be awesome.

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Remember how we decided we need to add this to Alpha Centauri? :bigsmile:

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I would be invisible.

But perhaps I already am. :whimper:

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N'awww, someone give him a hug. I would but he reeks of lame.

And telekinetic powers are the tit, don't deny it people.

Control the flow of time. Sweet monkey jebus, I could wreck some trout if time wasn't linear for me.