Will you allow your gf to wear short dress to work?

Cut her legs off.

*fits in*

I tend to nip these uncomfortable situations in the bud by alienating every woman I meet.

It's a tried and true method of the skinny, white male. :D

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I will never allow my boyfriend to dictate what I wear! Especially short skirts!! I just like to wear short skirts to show off my big fat hairy greasy stinky leg to digust the smurf out of anyone who have the courage to look at it! :bigsmile:

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, YOU GOT PROBLEM!?

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And that's why you will be foreveralone

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Because of my fat hairy greasy stinky leg? :(

I thought pork lovers will appreciate it!! :(

It makes good trotter soup! :bigsmile:

I like that we're just letting bots make our threads for us now.

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I like that we're just letting bots make our threads for us now.

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In all fairness the bots are getting smarter. Give it another year or so and they'll be full-blown members and we'll be giving them mod positions and stuff.

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I like that we're just letting bots make our threads for us now.

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In all fairness the bots are getting smarter. Give it another year or so and they'll be full-blown members and we'll be giving them mod positions and stuff.

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That's kind of mean, to expect robots to be inept enough to get modded at this place.

Speaking of clever bots

http://i.imgur.com/ssI9V.jpg

I wouldn't agree that it's protected though.

A sleeveless dress with a skirt that's cut just above the knees. Any more revealing and I know she's f-ing around on me.

New Objective: Date Mercen-X, wear bathing suit everywhere.

I'll take that deal. Do you want to start now?

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New Objective: Date Mercen-X, wear bathing suit everywhere.

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:jokey:

If my girlfriend is honestly going to walk around in nothing but a bikini everywhere, then I am too. Yeah... I went there.

Here's how it's gonna be, all day every day. (SPOILER)http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thin...l&tid=34346486

Woman, I have no problem with an extra girl on my arm. Let's make this deal.
Put it down in writing... anybody got a pen?