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People stop using the terms "Baller" and "Balla", but once our decade ends, it becomes retro, and kids start using it three-fold. And worst part is, you're the neighborhood "baller".
I wish that I could compact myself into a small polygon and travel through a wormhole of my own creation.
Granted, but something happens and you end up in the Farscape universe and... well, you're in the Farscape universe. What the frell?!
I wish Simon didn't have to travel back in time and fulfill the Romeo and Juliet-esque storyline of Misfits. :(
Granted. But without completing the "Romeo and Juliet" scenario, Simon creates an alternate reality in which none of the cast acquire any special powers of any kind... and two of them end up on the Sex Offenders List.
I wish I had the ability to control the weather.
granted, however, when you are sleeping the wheather has no one to tell it what to do, so it goes on a rampage, leaving you only the choices of letting the world burn (or drown in the case of egypt) or replacing your blood with pure caffeine.
I wish I was a viera from ff, but lived on earth.
Granted, but since you're the only one, you won't be having any "special time" with another Viera girl. Also, you're a viera from FFTA, so you look like a plus sign from above.
I wish i had a chocobo of my own.
It gets hit by a car.
I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
Granted, but uncorruptable isn't a word, so your wish is null and void.
I wish I could turn into a tiger.
Granted. You are then immediately captured, neutered, and now reside inside a cage of a zoo.
I wish I could discover a new species in my backyard.
Granted, but it's not the backyard you were thinking about. Now go get yourself tested. For all kinds of things.
I wish I had more gil for Triple Triad.
You have more gil for Triple Triad, but then EoFF gets DDoS'd by a secret group of terrorists who were planning it in a DALNet IRC channel. (Ho ho ho, Psychotic, get in here. :-*)
I wish I were a hermaphrodite.
You become a hermaphrodite, but then live the rest of your life wishing you hadn't wished you were a hermaphrodite, because right after your wish was granted your entire city decided to go insane and start beating hermaphrodites with crowbars. And to make sure that I've said hermaphrodite at least 6 times in this post, I'm going to say hermaphrodite one more time: hermaphrodite.
I wish everything bad in the entire universe would happen to me and nobody else but me.
Granted, unfortunately one of the bad things is that everyone in the universe is turned into whomever is effected by the bad thing, so you. In other words you just wished that every living creature in the universe go through infinite torture forever.
I wish money was never invented
Granted. People never grew civilized to the point where they were trading things of equal value, yet they somehow developed the scientific proficiency to develop nuclear weapons regardless. Somebody went crazy and launched every single nuke at the same time, and blew up the whole world.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
Alright your a fish. I'd try to corrupt it, but why bother? You're already a pathetic, lowlife fish. What else could I do to you at that point that life already hasn't?
I wish Stephen Hawkings condition was cured.
Granted. The world is cured of Motor Neuron Disease. However, Stephen Hawking then uses his new found verbal linguistic talents to convince the entire world's population to constantly wear tweed jackets. Subsequently, the fashion industry is destroyed. Models and designers then run riot across the world forcing innocent people to wear clothes and then photographing them. The government then passes an extreme law executing everyone who has ever been photographed ever. 99.99% of the world's population are killed leaving only the executioners. They realise they are the only people left on the planet and decide to cheer themselves up by forming a backgammon league. The rest of the world's population dies of boredom. Happy with your wish now are you? Eh?!!
I wish I was in prison