If you could have one household item that you could talk to... which would it be?

My fake little boy statue.

Does anyone want any toast? - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy - YouTube

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Does anyone want any toast? - Red Dwarf - BBC comedy - YouTube

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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

It would definitely need to have David Ross' voice as well.