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Kittens quickly learn to imitate the sounds of human babies in distress, because they figure out that when babies make those noises they get attention. Cats are evil, but have some good sides. Dogs are nothing but good. They are Good. God is Good. Dogs are God.
I love it. I like watching people argue, I like watching stupidity on the road. I goad people to hit me (hasn't happened yet) in the clubs if they start to front...wait what is this thread about?
One time a person tapped my shoulder when i was dancing with my friend and told me he could kick my ass. so i just started to laugh at him (because really, do you believe this story? i swear to christ almighty i'm not making it up - it was so ridiculous that it couldn't have been happening); he didn't do anything so I eventually shrugged and went back to my business.
when i'm the observer, I love watching things happen that look like train wrecks, or incoming train wrecks. people fighting, people arguing, even people about to get hurt is amusing.
One time a person poured gasoline out of a container / tube. The tube caught fire and started to spread up. I perked up immediately and stared. Oh...will he blow up? I hope he blows up. Ooh the fire is moving up the pipe LOL
he freaked out and threw the container on the ground xD