Pretty cool but I wish you had either added an ellipsis at the start of the second line or removed the one at the start of the third line for consistencyQuote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
Inb4 Rag and chloroform line
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Pretty cool but I wish you had either added an ellipsis at the start of the second line or removed the one at the start of the third line for consistencyQuote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
Inb4 Rag and chloroform line
I never use chat-up lines but this is one of the worst ones I've heard...
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants tonight"
Pick up lines are shallow, and tell the woman nothing about you. A classy lady deserves more than that.
Open up to her. Try a more personalized ice breaker. Something like, "Hi, I'm Russel. One time I was fingering my sister and I found my dad's wedding ring in there."
Then offer to buy her a drink. Or smell your hand.
This is a pickup line I know but I would never use.
But it's so great I hope that @julian will use it, tape the response and show me
>Studies have shown that if a man can bench 150 [small girls] / 200 [bigger girls] they can hold a woman down without them being able to do anything about it.
[pause]
>I can bench [mass]
hay gurl how bout u be the midgar zolom and i be sephiroth tonight ey
roses are red
violets are blue
stick this in my ass
it's a pool cue
Want to join my Dungeons & Dragons group? We could use an enchanter, and you've already cast Charm Person on me :jokey:
yo baby why you being so frigid u all colder than the hills of narshe lemme go all ifrit on your heart
Hahaha these are hilarious, I think I may use some for the fun of it! Any bets how man slaps/drinks in the face I'll get? Haha I'm going for 6. Sharkythesharkdog... I'm not asking for lines to use(although I may for jokes!) and I know they tell nothing about your character.
"Would you like to exchange bodily fluids tonight?"
"I'm afraid I'm a Jehova's Witness. Would you like to come back to my place to talk about the Bible?"Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
lol god's loveQuote:
Originally Posted by Quin 'n' Tonic"I'm afraid I'm a Jehova's Witness. Would you like to come back to my place to talk about the Bible?"Quote:
Originally Posted by fierytempest
*while looking at a woman's crotch*
Call me Chris Brown because I would hit that allllllll night!
Blasting them with a fire extinguisher followed by the line "sorry baby but yo ass is on fire!" tends to work well.
Good thing I bring my library card wherever I go...because I'm checking you out!!