Stuff You Regret

Dak, I regret not making sweet love to you while you were here.

Unless that's what you told everyone we did, and in that case, I redact my statement above.

Why don't you regret not making love to me? :onoes:

I regret that we didn't have enough booze to make a threesome and inevitability. Next time, for sure.

Jules: I do, really :love:
Dak: We had an entire bottle of Sailor Jerry's!

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Jules: I do, really :love:

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:aimkiss:

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Originally Posted by Shorty

Dak: We had an entire bottle of Sailor Jerry's!

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Haha, apparently that wasn't enough! Didn't we kill like most of that and no one was drunk?

I think we coulda downed another bottle, honestly.

Drunk dancing with a creepy old guy that was probably twice my age. I was too drunk to see, apparently.

Life.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I think we coulda downed another bottle, honestly.

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I'm sure we could have. You two could have caught up. :p

Oh oh, I have another one! Ever playing mafia games. I get excited every time they start then when people actually start playing I get frustrated at how blindly stupid all you lot's logic is. So I regret playing mafia games xD I have a permanent red mark on my forehead in the duration of the games from headdesking/face palming.

A select few (amongst the unfortunately many) overtly salacious, poorly thought out drunk text messages. aaaaaaayeeeeppppp

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Originally Posted by Freya

Oh oh, I have another one! Ever playing mafia games. I get excited every time they start then when people actually start playing I get frustrated at how blindly stupid all you lot's logic is. So I regret playing mafia games xD I have a permanent red mark on my forehead in the duration of the games from headdesking/face palming.

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I hope you aren't talking about me. I may act stupid but I'm usually right.
(at least during mafia games)

I regret not asking Steve for advise on how do the following;


a) Get the ladies
b) KEEP the ladies
c) Satisfy the ladies.

I hold this responsible for my marriage ending, for the girls I lost since and for the fact i don't have sex 50 times a day like the good man himself. Can't go back.....you can't go back.

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Originally Posted by Cuchulainn

I regret not asking Steve for advise on how do the following;


a) Get the ladies
b) KEEP the ladies
c) Satisfy the ladies.

I hold this responsible for my marriage ending, for the girls I lost since and for the fact i don't have sex 50 times a day like the good man himself. Can't go back.....you can't go back.

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You have to use the corn last.

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Originally Posted by Shiny

Trying a weed lollipop.

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They're like one of my favorites.

I honestly can't think of any regrets. Maybe something will come to me.