Big Andy is much better than you can ever hope to be

In regards to the thread, not gonna lie, that dude is hot.

NICE ZEBRA SUIT HE IS WEARING!!!

Big Lanky Pastie faced geordie adopted rat-eating scouse cum guzzler can go smurf.

That's right Cuchulainn, Andy Carroll is a greater footballer than that sack of crap George Best ever was!

George Best is all we have in Norn Iron :(

Big Andy does look like a wonderful chap though :)

The second coming of Jesus Christ, the best thing to come out of Newcastle since black pudding.