Always, that's my thing. :aimsun:
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Always, that's my thing. :aimsun:
I look at the floor and shuffle my feet and say "Hi...hi... my name's.... Johnny.....I mean Paul.... I like your boobs. I mean tits. I mean i just like you okay" then I slink away and go home and kiss my cat.
Now that I think about it I don't even have a cat.
Hmm.
Hmm.
I'm so terrible at the whole people thing. So so terrible. When I'm interested in someone I get so shy and just completely freeze them out. On the outside this looks like I'm being a massive bitch because I'm giving off this "goawayihateyou" vibe and it is not a subtle one. I guess I kinda am being a bitch then? Of course I also do this sometimes when I'm not interested in someone. I am so awkward. I'm the kind of person that pretends to text at social gatherings that don't consist of my very very best friends.
Step 1: Pinpoint the color of the person's eyes
Step 2: Find something they're wearing (preferably jewelry)
Step 3: Correlate subjects of Step 1 and Step 2 together in a flattering way
Step 4: Liberate penis and/or vaginaQuote:
Originally Posted by Sylvie
I was just on the phone with Freya and singing Rhythm of the Night by Corona into the phone and dancing naked after my shower.
Does this count as hitting on her?
God I hope not, that'd mean I've been hitting on my family members for far too long.
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Originally Posted by Sephex
Equal opportunity instructions. I like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephex
claim them as your own