Chinese food

I'm about to cook some lo mein.

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Originally Posted by balloon

Someone had gas in our building or something so the fireman called me a stupid idiot and made me evacuate, and I like walked to Goody Goody. I had the Happy Family. Which is like scallops, shrimp, and crab with like some vegetables and fluid. I was like halfway done before I noticed two packets of soy sauce on the tray I was using. I peeled their plastic casings with my fingers and then I like, put the soy sauce in the Happy Family. It tasted better, then, with the sauce. At one point I glanced up at an open door and like this homeless woman was being channeled toward me on horrifying winds, and like she told me she meant me no harm, she just like wanted to eat or whatever. I was just like, I hope my apartment smurfing drops the soap.

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Whenever I don't know what to get and I want a lot of every kind of food, I get the Happy Family. I remember once we were at this Chinese place getting sushi which I'm surprised didn't make us sick, but we like it, so whatever. There was this car parked outside that had a huge smurfing piece of it just ripped out and this guy was driving this thing. I almost smurfing smashed out the window to go rip him out of the smurfing car and smash the rest of it. That bothered me a lot. It was only a little bit gone, you know.

Honey Chicken + Pad Thai + Egg Rolls = My life is complete.

There's not much at a Chinese restaurant I don't like though, honestly.

I like General Tso's chicken the most, but everything else is pretty darn good when it comes to Chinese food.