My boyfriend is a grown man

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

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Sounds like something strange is afoot, as per usual with you, sir.

Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.

shaving, buying beer, paying taxes, working overtime every week.

being a grown-up is whack.

Apparently, as an adult, I write my own music and can do impersonations for a living. :kakapo:

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Originally Posted by Sephex

I irresponsibly drink at times to handle stress.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I switch between acting like I am 15 and acting like I am 40 with no middle ground.

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Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs

Choose not to spend my money of clothes and fun things so I can pay bills. :(

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Since I reached adulthood at eight years-old I don't have to prove nothin to nobody.

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These things.

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I'm jealous. My boyfriend is still in his processing tank, about 80% grown. Still doesn't have toes yet. :(

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wut

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

I've realized that I'm gonna be a child forever - and I'm more than okay with that.

Remembering to eat and bathe and clothe myself each day is pretty good going

My husband cut a metal pole for me to hang my tomato plant from and fixed the air conditioning in my car.

Nothing. I may be 32, but I am no adult. You know what I want to be when I grow up? Dead of old age.

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Originally Posted by Faris

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

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I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.

oh. I cut my hair. I look infinitely less like a hobo and more like a professional something or other.

Professional street urchin.

>:O

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Originally Posted by Flambard D'Quinceteth

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Originally Posted by Faris

I finally got my first pair of shoes with laces! No more velcrow shoes for me! :bigsmile: Next I will learn to tie them!

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I recently bought a pair of Velcro shoes. Screw laces. Velcro is superior in every way.

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Yeah, well... I bet they don't light up when you walk! >:O

I'm an adult. I don't want you're autographs. Phonies!