Right then! Simply adopt an older man who looks like he could be your father and have him to the physical altercation. When your Angeal is victorious, you can yell "Conflict Resolved" and then creep away before anyone knows you were involved.
You could like obtain one designed to the original specifications as opposed to the monster it became due to numerous designs of Cloud's concept. I've scene Asian "butterfly knives" that come close in Kung-Fu magazine.