What? I don't say "birds".
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Deciding which hot nurse to discreetly masturbate over whilst in hospital.
Paper or plastic. I THOUGHT I WAS DONE MAKING CHOICES AFTER I FINALLY PICKED WHAT BRAND OF PAPER TOWELS TO BUY. smurfers.
Catheter, anyone?
I started to suspect I needed prescription classes a couple of years ago. Unfortunately, we didn't have the money for it. Fortunately, I didn't absolutely need glasses to read or see in general, but my parents would get annoyed at me for not being able to read something in bad lighting or which was far away or microscopic (I had to remind them, "I need glasses."). Without my glasses, I can read the fine print but I needed my glasses to read tiny print which was written in an issue of Scott Pilgrim. In case you were wondering, I've always wanted glasses because I've always felt it could not further detract from my already disenfranchised nature. Instead, I thought it would set me apart somewhat. When I finally got my glasses, I kind of expected the people I knew and my family to bring it up. There must be something wrong with me because I was very disappointed when no one did.